Apparently a company in China has developed a spray-on foam-based “female condom” that uses nano-sized particles of silver (and some other supersciencey stuff) to create a physical barrier in the vagina to prevent pregnancy AND disease.
I first found the link at disinfo.com… that led me to a blog post on h+ Magazine (a FASCINATING site!) Anyway I’m still ROTFL after finding the source of this story and particularly, the directions for use of the foam condom:
1. Shake the pot up and down evenly 4-5 times before sexual intercourse.
2. Insert the small end of leading pole lightly into the soft cap of the pot.
3. Invert the pot and insert the big end of leading pole into the
vaginal slowly. It is suitable when the leading pole is of 6-8cm in the vaginal (the length of this leading pole is 9cm ), press the
shower nozzle with the forefinger until the foam is squirted
and full of vagina (stop pressing it when the vagina mouth is
exceeded), then take out the leading pole slowly.
4. Wash the leading pole for more using.
5. Use it in 1-5 minutes before sexual intercourse, and once again after sexual intercourse.
I also checked out this company’s other offerings, including a “liquid condom,” a “fetal doppler,” and “disinfector lube,” which includes some shockingly mistranslated descriptive text:
“It can ameliorate dry and flabby cunt, can slerilize, can enhance
libido and increase large charge . It is external when sex for women.
Use it long time can keep cunt lunstration and prevent social disease.”
To use the lube the site suggests, “Oper lid of the bottle extrude a few of the Lube on the finger. Then daub it on the cunt and condom exterior.”
There are amazing diagrams, too.
So, I don’t see any reason that this nanotechnological foam condom wouldn’t work perfectly well for anal sex. I’m just saying! Maybe I should call them up and ask about it… perhaps offer some assistance with their English translations in exchange for some free samples. Oh and it also functions as lube!