SPOILER ALERT: The Takeaway from Last Night’s Episode of The Following

Ugh. So much going on in every episode. I don’t know that I’ll ever recover from the guy in the hospital who committed suicide by EATING HIS OWN BANDAGES. I think I gagged more than he did. TERRIBLE thing to see on TV. TERRIBLE. I thought about posting a gif of THAT, but couldn’t find one. You can thank Tumblr for sparing you.  Instead, I’ve posted the feel-good moment of the episode, when the two psychotic killers realized that after pretending to be gay for so long, they legitimately had the hots for each other. Which happens. All the time. Right? I’m mildly irritated because, of course, the only way to show how truly evil and perverse they are is to MAKE THEM GAY. It’s an old school trick that I thought we’d moved away from. But, hey, they’re hot, so I’m allowing it.