According to an email sent to new blogger MollyGood, pottymouthed oil heir Brandon Davis is a bit more repulsive than recently assumed. The email reads thusly:

i saw brandon davis (we call him mr. make-up) on tues at hyde with paris, and then i saw him later in the bathroom and i kid you not, he hacked a loogie into his hand and rubbed it in his hair like mousse. he is a dirty man.

Much has been said blogside recently about Lindsay’s silence on the “firecrotch” incident. We say she’s the better man for it.