“Okay troops. We are armed and ready. The enemy has been caught. We have put in him in a raincoat. We will torture him if necessary by making him watch bareback porn moves. It’s all cock-rings and martial law from here!”
A German advert featuring sinister sperm has caused an uproar in China. Not because of the one child rule (damn good rule, wish it was here), but because Mao has been featured as a bit of cum. A lethal, impregnating, STD-ridden bit of cum. Dick-tator Sperm. The kind you want to escape. Hitler’s posing as gonorrhea, Bin Laden is voguing as crabs and MAO’s hanging loose as genital warts.
Yes, it’s true kids…if you have unprotected sex you may find a communist killing your sex moment. Grab your cock and move it to the side. Salute.