If you think Tori Spelling’s a spoiled little rich girl, you’d be wrong, and now, barefoot and pregnant with husband Dean McDermott’s baby, she’s about to open a bed-and-breakfast in Temecula, California, and in preparation for costarring in WOW’s reality series Tori & Dean: Inn Love she’s not only plunging hired-help shits out of toilets, but dashing off winning and witty entries about it on the couple’s MySpace.
I had to give “McSteamy” kudos here…this was a two ton turd that seemed invincible. It coiled in ways I’ve never seen a snake do before. Good for him for having such a well balanced fiber filled diet but this brown beast scared the crap out of me! And, I’m NOT shit shy. In fact, I’m a Poo Fanatic and a fart joke fan to the extreme. I even have the childhood cartoon books “The Gas We Pass” and “Everybody Poo’s!” proudly displayed on my mantle while my unused copy of “War and Peace” collects dust buried in my sock drawer. (More)