Peter Robert Phillips has been using the name Jesus Christ for 15 years. Christ, a businessman in his mid-fifties, has a passport, Social Security card, and Washington DC driver’s license under the name Jesus Christ. But West Virginia won’t issue him a driver’s license under that name. “This all started with him expressing his faith and his respect and love for Jesus Christ,” Christ’s attorney explained to The Associated Press. “Now he needs to document it for legal reasons.” Does Christ think he’s actually Christ? Who knows? Maybe. “Christ is not speaking to the press,” said his attorney. (CNN)

(Photo: Christ didn’t need a driver’s license)