James kicks off the proceedings, rather literally, by singing some of the opening song of the Golden Globes telecast, which leads to a discussion of the stars’ outfits. Fergie worst dressed? Geena Davis? Also under the cruel appraising eye of the WOW Pod Squad: Rachel Weisz, Dean Cain, Pamela Anderson, Gwyneth Paltrow. The spouses of stars were intriguing to watch. Reese and Ryan hate each other. OMG! Drew Barrymore! Eric Bana. Fenton reveals he watched the two-hour 24 instead of the Globes and has no regrets. Rave ensues. OMG! Melanie Griffith’s daughter as Miss Golden Globes! Philip Seymour Hoffman’s snub of Truman Capote, Reese Witherspoon’s snub of June Carter. Dennis Quaid’s “rhymes with chick flick” remark. And where was Jake? In other news, Anderson Cooper is examined for a change. Is he gay or what? Shouldn’t he keep us informed? Back to the Globes, Mariah is a goofball, Sandra Oh is ugly. “Transamerica comes back from the brink of oblivion,” says Fenton. The Desperate Housewives desperately try to prove they’re best buds. “I hate all those girls,” says Moye.