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Spawn of Brangelina Contest Winner

By Stephen Saban on February 2, 2006 4:56 am

We asked our readers to submit photoshop images of what they thought the current embryo growing inside Angelina Jolie might look like when it finally hit the cruel world (actually, we wish that’s how we’d put it). An iPod Shuffle was promised to the creator of the portrait we deemed best. Well, OK, we have a winner now, and we present it here with its court of three worthy finalists.

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Winner Maggie Panyko from West Chester, Ohio, entered the most plausibly realistic coming together, as it were, of beauties Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. But the celebrity couple’s offspring should probably have that nasty hole in her wrist seen to. (Although it makes a handy spot to tuck an iPod.)

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Bernadette Melow from Woodhull, Illinois, conceived their daughter (at left) as an arty punk-rock poetry-slamming dyke, apparently, and Todd Taliaferro from West Hollywood imagined baby’s first implants.

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Bri McDonnell from Brooklyn, New York, seemed to suggest there would be further visits to the surgeon for Brandie or Andy.

Thanks to all our entrants!


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