Comedy troll David Spade says he has to suck it up before he goes on Howard Stern’s radio show. “If I didn’t actually believe he thought I was funny, I’d never go on,” he tells Time magazine. “He doesn’t do a lot of ‘Your movie’s great.’ He does a lot of, ‘You’re not good-looking, girls only date you because you’re on TV, most of your movies suck, you probably killed Chris Farley, you’re jealous of Sandler, I have a caller that says he hates you.'” All true. And he might bring up Heather Locklear.

(Related: NPR and Christian radio listeners are now hearing the unwanted voice of Stern in their cars.)