According to a story on abcnews.go.com, the Kinsey Report was inaccurate when it indicated that the average length of a human penis is 6.2 to 6.4 inches. In a study conducted on 300 college-age men on spring break, Lifestyles Condom Co. found that the average is more like 5.877 inches, with a range of 5.1 to 6.2 inches. Lifestyles said that determining the length and girth of their customers helps them to make a safer and more pleasurable product.

For those of you who don’t like to deal in raw numbers, at 5.877 inches, the average penis is about the size of a Nestle Butterfinger candy bar (unwrapped) or a grande (medium) cup of coffee at Starbucks (with the sip lid). Most men vary in size between a Twix bar and a Peter Paul Mounds (with the wrapper extended).

I know, you’re still thinking about those 300 college-age guys with their Speedos around their ankles.