At the recent CFDA awards ceremony at the New York Public Library, Lindsay Lohan, who arrived with pony-tailed, fan-wielding freak Karl Kagerfeld and was a guest of Vogue editor Anna “Nuclear” Wintour, went to the ladies room six times in two hours, which would be every 20 minutes, which would be understandable if the coke wasn’t long-lasting time-released primo Peruvian flake (and, really, what is these days?). “Tell her, if she gets up one more time,” Wintour is said to have sniffed to a Vogue staffer, “she will never be invited to one of my events again.” Wethinks someone was miffed she wasn’t invited along to the ladies room at least one of those times.