Watch this video if you aren’t acquainted with Jeremiah yet, then let’s talk. OK. You watched it? What do you think? He’s cute, right? I mean: I guess. He’s got that sort of pre-Jedward hair that’s just retarded enough to be adorable. And those backwards-sloping eyebrows (see photo below). I mean: I DO love me some backwards-sloping eyebrows. And his name is Jeremiah. JEREMIAH. Boys with Biblical names are just so sexy. JEREMIAH! OH, JEREMIAH! It sounds great when you scream it out in the throes of passion. But he seems like a whiner. And a priss-pot. And Lord knows, he’s no Brad, that’s for sure. Style-wise they aren’t even on the same PLANET. That striped Henley they’re both wearing? IT’S FROM H&M! I have the same one! $9.95! SO DON’T THINK YOU CAN TELL ME ABOUT STYLE, BITCHES. Anyway, what do you think of him, overall? Fabulous and you can’t wait for the next episode to get your Jeremiah fix? Or PUH-LEEZE, he was only hired because he’s mildly telegenic and you aren’t going to be manipulated so easily?
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