UPDATE: Tommy Lee posted the hilarious rant below and it was assumed by the internet (by me too) that he was brilliantly astute, and funny. He might be but he didn’t write this. It’s been pointed out that this rant was written and posted by someone else over a year ago.
Still funny AF. Check it out if you haven’t read it already.
You Trumpsters better pray that liberals never gain control of the WH again because we are going to pay you back so fucking hard for all this shit. Planned Parenthoods on every damn corner. We’re going to repaint Air Force One pussy hat pink and fly it over your beloved Bible Belt 6 days a week, tossing birth control pills, condoms & atheist literature from the cockpit. We’re going to tax your mega churches so bad Joel Osteen will need to get a job at Chik Fil A to pay his light bill. Speaking of Chik Fil A, we’re buying all those and giving them to any LGBTQ person your sick cult leaders tortured with conversion therapy. Have fun with the new menu you bigoted fucks. Try the McPence. It’s a boiled unseasoned chicken breast that you have to eat in the closet with your mother. We’re going to gather up ALL of your guns, melt them down and turn them into a gargantuan metal mountain emblazoned with the face of Hillary Clinton. ALL parks will be named Rosa Parks asap. We’re replacing Confederate statues with BLM leaders & Mexican immigrants. Every single public school will be renamed after a child that was kidnapped by the regime. And after we fumigate the WH, we’re repainting the whole thing rainbow. Fox News will be taken over and turned into a giant unisex bathroom with changing tables & free tampons. And every single time a Trumpster complains about any of the changes, we’re adding an openly gay character to a Disney movie.
Never in a million years did I think i’d be saying this, but, all you need to read today is Tommy Lee’s post about the state of affairs in our country. pic.twitter.com/nYHSOSQwbI
— Jason Dottley (@JasonDottley) August 8, 2019
Twitter reactions:
Anybody who ever saw the Tommy Lee sex tape knew that Tommy’s best work was in front of him.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) August 9, 2019
Tommy Lee is my new favorite person. https://t.co/AlUt9ta6DS
— Christopher Titus (@TitusNation) August 8, 2019
Never in a million years did I think i’d be saying this, but, all you need to read today is Tommy Lee’s post about the state of affairs in our country. pic.twitter.com/nYHSOSQwbI
— Jason Dottley (@JasonDottley) August 8, 2019
(Photo: Avalon)
