Seeing Will Ferrell as George W. Bush had the SNL live audience going nuts…
“This is an important day. I made a big decision: I’m entering the race for the President of the United States of America. The field of Republicans out there is so messed up, I figure it makes you miss me, doesn’t it?”
Ferrell’s Bush then mocked the current field of GOP candidates, including Ben Carson, who he didn’t think could handle a trip to China, where “you have to talk loudly so they will understand,” as people who don’t speak the language always think shouting makes them understand english. As for being a brain surgeon, he added,
“I got news for him: running the country is not brain surgery. Trust me. I know.”
Carly Fiorina?
“She’s not qualified in any way to be president. In many ways, she reminds me of me.”
As for “this knucklehead” Donald Trump, he couldn’t stop laughing…
“I’ll tell you something, when I get in a bad mood, I just picture his big fat orange Oompa Loompa face and I just piss my pants.”
And then there’s his poor brother, Jeb. As W put it,
“You’ve got to admit it’s a pretty good plot twist that I turned out to be the smart one.
Running a government is kind of like driving a school bus. You don’t want a crazy person driving that bus. You want a simple, underachieving, not very educated but reliable guy behind that wheel. Someone with a steady hand who will be on time and get into one or two but no more than four accidents a year.
You already know that someone, and that someone is me.”
Watch.
(via Huffington Post)
