Did you catch that disaster of a finalé of The Bachelor? It’s still on America’s mind.
SNL opened cold last night with a parody mashing up the excruciating breakup between Arie and an unsuspecting Becca with special counsel Robert Mueller (Kate McKinnon) breaking the bad news.
“So, uh, you know that I’ve been struggling a little bit over the last few months just trying to figure this whole thing out and just grasp everything,. The reality is I don’t think I can give you everything that you want right now, and I think you sense that.”
Becca (Cecily Strong) replies:
“So … what? You don’t have Trump on collusion?”
“I think I need to explore the possibility that I have a stronger case with some other stuff. I’m just trying to be honest with you in telling you I can’t commit to collusion right now.”
Becca can’t handle it.
“Collusion is literally the only thing that I’ve been looking forward to the past year.”
(Photo, screen grab; via Washington Post)