Emperor Cheeto is NOT going to like last night’s SNL. Alec Baldwin as Trump re-staged PEEOTUS press conference from earlier this week.
The majority of it was dedicated to the juicy claims from the leaked intelligence memo on Trump’s ties to Russia, as one journalist after the next asks the President-elect about his
“big Russian pee-pee party.
I am not talking about the pee pee. Because it didn’t happen. And it wasn’t as cool as it sounds.
I am going to bring back a thick stream of jobs back to this country, the biggest, strongest, steadiest stream I’ve ever seen. This country will be literally showered with jobs, because I’m a major whiz at jobs. This will be a golden opportunity for me as president to make a big splash.
Who’s with me? You’re in? Urine? Urine?“
Trump also addressed the GOP’s recent tactics towards repealing Obamacare.
“Obamacare is a disaster, and I actually do have a replacement plan. I just read about it this week. Just great. It’s called the ‘Affordable Care Act.‘”
A journalist says,
“If you repeal it, 20 million people could die.“
To which Baldwin replies,
“Listen sweetheart, I’m about to be president. We’re all going to die.“