I just want to hug her ’till she pops. Like a big zit. I do, I do. Perma-pregnant Jessica Simpson, wearing a wet muumuu in the rain, couldn’t be more adorable, and I swear she’s inflating in front of our eyes like she’s Violet freakin’ Beauregarde. I think she grew while they were taking the pictures! Look! She’s bigger in the last picture than she was in the first!