This looks like it was fun. Sadly, we have no memory of it. It was the ’80s, and we must have been the eponymous stars of Coke Whore! Thanks to “the” Mrs Astor for reminding us.
ep·o·nym n. 1. A person whose name is or is thought to be the source of the name of something, such as a city, country, or era. For example, Romulus is the eponym of Rome. 2. Medicine. A name of a drug, structure, or disease based on or derived from the name of a person.