Why is Lindsay Lohan running? During that emergency, but completely routine appendectomy, doctors discovered that due to her excessive alcohol intake, Lindsay’s liver panel showed extremely elevated enzymes and indicated some of her liver cells were damaged and leaking those enzymes into her blood. Not to mention her liver’s protein levels were so low the docs “couldn’t believe she was even walking around.” So maybe, having been told this, Lohan stripped down to a bikini and took off down the street to show those sawbones how wrong they were. Or maybe she heard Manson just got a new blow delivery. (Nat’l Enq; photo via Egotastic!)