Some days I check out the available pictures from our photo agency and there’s just an embarrassment of riches. Today is not one of those days. My choices were a picture of Lindsay Lohan exiting a nightclub looking wasted, Dog the Bounty Hunter and his lovely wife Beth leaving a restaurant, the stars of something called Love & Hip Hop attending the Season 3 premiere party, and this guy: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D star Shawn Sipos. I went with him. I thought I could do the most good here by posting this picture and showing him how NOT to pose for the paparazzi in the future. First of all: Tongue IN, son. Doing the WAAZZZZUP? Bud Light commercial from the 2001 Superbowl is not how we generally greet photographers in Hollywood. The accepted pap pose is head straight on, hands at ones side, and a slight smirk. Toes are turned in and body weight is distributed to enhance hips and lengthen legs. Everyone knows this. HE should know this, as this isn’t his first brush with fame. He’s been around the block before, having starred in Shark (the TV series) and The Grudge 2, as well as playing Chloe’s “boy thing” on an episode of Smallville. So look at yourself here, Shawn, and learn from your mistakes. You’re a cute kid and I hope we post better pictures of you in the future.
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