Kevin Federline, who’s vacationing in Paris with his two boys and those 85 extra pounds he’s gained since the halcyon days of being Mr Spears, says he doesn’t have to worry about how he looks because the women still love him. Maybe they do. But not Britney, who thinks her 235-pound ex is just fat and setting a bad example for their kids. She calls him “fat housewife” and “K-Fatter-line.” (via Cele|bitchy)