Ewww gross. MTV reports that Brit heartthrob and moody vampire type Robert Pattinson has a slight flaw in his otherwise polished image.
Apparently he smells vile.
The article cites an unidentified on-set source who says “He stinks. I mean, it’s awful. He never showers, and it drives people on the set crazy,” the source said about Pattinson’s personal hygiene. “He completely reeks”.
I however, smell of summer and laughter, with a slight hint of mystique.
Take your pick.
(N.B. I do realize you’ll all still pick him… star-f*cking bastards)