They’re calling this Spongeback Mountain, but it could just as simply been called Spongebob Queerpants or Spongebob Squaredance. So how many Brokeback Mountain lampoons does this make now? 20? 30? Someone should count. But, boy, those opening chords of the movie theme sure stir up homosexual feelings in a fella and let you know you’re in for a rollicking gay time. It’s almost Pavlovian – even more so than “I Will Survive.” The Brokeback soundtrack is the new gay anthem.