Before she becomes a Parisoner and is out of the public eye, Paris Hilton is planning ahead to make sure she stays in the public consciousness – namely, by posing for a series of “What the…?” photos that will keep us folks on the outside scratching our heads for those 45 days. For example, here she is not driving a car illegally. Next up: knitting bandages for the local leper colony. (Photo: Limelightpics/Eagle Express via Daily Mail)