• Star Wars porn. Star Wars kid. (via entensity)

• Take a bow. (ditto)

• 1) Bush and Busey and a couple of ferrets. 2) Bush and Cosby and no atmosphere. (t/y Pam)

• Sushi became really popular in the 1980s because it’s the only food you can even look at when you’re on a two-week coke binge. The ’80s are back, so bone up on your raw fish with this 30-question sushi test. Answers? What are you, high?