• Cute teenboy Jimmy hitches a ride with creepy homosexual stranger and pedophile Ralph in Boys Beware, a 1961 educational film intended to put an end to such molestation. Poor Jimmy – he “hadn’t enjoyed himself so much in a long time,” informs the narrator. (t/y Todd)

• If you’re like the gang here at WOW, you’ll be asking this TTS (text to speech) chick from Oddcast to say the bad words. Our advice: Get her to deliver them in, say, German or Chinese – and in a male voice. (t/y Gabriel)

• Big Dick’s Halfway Inn is just one of the “Billboards We’d Like to See” that you’re likely to see at Dribble Glass. (t/y Terrance)