• Bones Thugs N eHarmony. After a day of tiresome drive-bys, a thug likes 2 chill and kick it on a romantic evening with his boi. If he has one. That’s where Gay Thug Dating comes in, aight? Thousands of str8t-acting singles are looking to get busy, y’all. (t/y Eduardo)

• Music video from Verka Serduchka, the Ukranian Cinderella. No expense was spared. (via Popbitch.com)

• A little dab’ll do ya. “Vulva Original is not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance for your own smelling pleasure.” Shake gently, apply frugally to the back of your hand, go nuts. (t/y Eduardo)