• Is Robert Palmer alive? Is Estelle Getty? Find out if that special someone is still breathing at Dead or Alive. Looking up your own name is not recommended. (t/y Brent, still alive)

• Check your mate’s underwear for semen with the CheckMate Semen and “Sperm” Detection Test Kit. Invisible traces of dried semen can be discovered easily for up to two years. (t/y Nick)