• Teddy Babes. You don’t need to inflate or use a heating pad to warm up a Teddy Babe and she can withstand and recover from an estimated 500 pounds of pressure. Can the same be said for you? (t/y Eduardo)

• What do windmills, trust funds, dinghies, U-boats, and Davey & Goliath have in common? If your answer is “Huh?” click here to find out.

• Annoy your loved ones tonight by ignoring them for the maddeningly hypnotic old-school games Simon and Tetris. Just say “Yes, dear” every 20 minutes or so.