• Culinary genius! The meatcake. Just looking at it is a meal in itself. (t/y Eduardo)

• The Surrealist Compliment Generator. You call that a compliment? We’ve heard infant palms sharpening manatees more elusively than that.

• The 2007 Men of Mortuaries Calendar. It must have been some undertaking. (t/y Pam, Nick, and Towleroad)

• OK, so it’s not the most advanced game you’ll ever play, but Monkey Lander has a monkey in a spaceship. Does Halo?