• No, really. Don’t click on this if you’re at the office or at home. No one will like you anymore, or will like you a lot more than you’d like. Go to your special place. It’s PornoTube, free photos and videos. Really nasty. (t/y Nick)

• Try cheese racing and enjoy the summer like never before. Visit its official site. It’s processed!

• This is so sophomoric, we’re embarrassed to post it here. It’s almost SFW. (t/y Jason)

• The official website of the National Association of Staredown Professionals (NASP). Rules, playing surface, official hand motions, etc. (t/y Nick)