• Get your gory details published on the web within hours of relating them. Info on the Gory Details Project at The Art of Bleeding. (t/y Chris)

• Ad nauseum. America’s Next Top Models – for sale. “I can poop it out, Tyra!” (t/y Afsheen)

• The Tulse Luper Journey. Help him reconstruct his life out of 92 suitcases. (t/y Ted)