The latest international superstar to be christened into wowlebrity-dom
is the ever radiant, ever taller-than-you Victoria Silvstedt.
And we don’t let just anyone near our holy water. Victoria has credentials.
for instance this gigantically expensive crystal dress, designed by
Isabell Kristensen in better mind than the day she adorned Jordan.
weeks before Paris Hilton had the UK press gushing over its well-cut
spangly tones, our Victoria was slipping it on and over her towering
body to model it at a fashion show.
As you’ll see in the video –
where it dominated Paris’ tiny frame, for Victoria it was merely an
accompaniment to her voluptuous assets. Victoria wins again.
The first episode of Victoria Silvstedt: My Perfect Life begins at 8pm this Thursday on E!