Haha, she was kidding, right? This is how Naomi Campbell showed up this morning for her first day of community service in New York’s Lower East Side. She’ll be mopping the floor of a garage for five days (they’re keeping her inside after the heckling poor Boy George got while sweeping the streets). The sanitation folks took that deadly cell phone away from her and got her out of those fierce Christian Louboutin boots and into even fiercer orange vest and work gloves. (Daily Stab)