She’s Glovin’ It

This is the best McD’s story yet. In our humble state of California, a woman named Shelly Lynn is suing McDonald’s for forcing her into becoming a literal ho. See, Shelly started working there in 1982 (yes, that says 82) and she claimed her wages were so low and the health benefits so inferior that she had to become a prostitute to survive and her boss became her pimp. She’s suing for lost wages, negligence, damages and even sex trafficking.