In the ’90s he dated Jennifer Anniston, Courtney Cox, and Mary Louise Parker. With that hair. And that face. Now he’s snagged Emmy Rossum. Adam Duritz must have a huge schlong. Which makes him ugly-hot, I suppose. Like David Letterman or Gerard Butler. So, then, the real response should be: HE’S dating HER? Because I totally don’t get why Emmy Rossum is famous. I mean, how many rollover minutes do you get on the B-list before they kick you off the red carpet for good? Check out this annoying, self-important quote from Emmy that I found on IMDB: “Sean Penn and Clint Eastwood have told me that I shouldn’t feel that I need to be in the limelight or the spotlight all the time. A career is about longevity, as shown in their careers. So, I really want to only do the best things and work with the best people. That’s what I strive to do.” Which is why she waited five years to follow-up Phantom of the Opera with Dragonball Evolution? (via Splash)
