Yes, I’ve always said it THE grossest, non-violent thing you can do to another human being; spit in their face.
A waitress at a Chicago bar was put on leave after spitting on Eric Trump, the younger son of President Assface.
A representative from the Trump Organization told the Chicago Tribune that Eric Trump was at a business dinner on Tuesday night at The Aviary, a high-end bar on the West Side of Chicago, when a waitress spit in his face.
Eric told Breitbart News,
“It was purely a disgusting act by somebody who clearly has emotional problems.”
(Speaking of “emotional problems”, have you met your father…? Um, apple, tree…)
The Aviary said in a statement.
“What is certain is this: no customer should ever be spit upon. We have not yet spoken with the employee but our HR team has, in the meantime, placed her on leave.”
The bar did not identify the employee by name.
Chicago police and the U.S. Secret Service agents responded to reports of a confrontation at the bar, the Chicago police chief said on Twitter. Authorities took the woman into custody, but the Eric decided not to press charges.
As usual, Paul Rudnick nails the correct (hilarious) response.
(Photo, screen grab; via Yahoo! News)