Kevin Federline got an extreme makeover for an interview in Item magazine’s June 5 issue. He cleaned up well and it would seem he could make some decent change as a catalogue model if his current gig as Britney Spears’ husband doesn’t work out or, God forbid, something should happen to his dancing feet. (Or his ability to rhyme. OMG, we almost forgot he’s promoting his August-dropping CD, which is the sole reason he agreed to take a shower and put on proper clothes for the magazine.) He comes from solid working stock, we assume, and he intends to pass his strict work ethic on to his kids. “It’s completely unfair when a child is brought into this world and now he’s already looked at like a prince,” he tells the mag. “My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don’t have it easy with me. Period….My kids are going to work at Taco Bell, dammit.” (Us)

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