We may have terrible teeth but by golly, us Brits are a racy lot. In fact, we’re now so inured to our feverish bed-hopping and continual partner swapping that it takes a visitor – in this case Cameron Diaz – to remind us how lewd we are: “The British are so incestuous. They pass around partners as if they were passing popcorn at a movie. I have English friends – every time I show up, that person is with that person and that person is now with that person. I don’t get it.” Phew. Maybe Cam needs to get out here more.
Meanwhile, Kate Moss – now infamous for reasons other than her energetic bed-hopping and celebrity threesomes – is facing immediate arrest when she returns to the UK under drug charges. It’s just non-stop rock ‘n’ roll over here.
– Sophie Morgan