Lady Gaga leaves her New York City apartment looking exactly like 63-year-old Bruce Fonda, the elderly Michigan man known as technoboy53 who was arrested this week on child pornography charges.
Via the Daily Mail: Fonda has been charged with three counts of distributing or promoting child sexually abusive activity and three additional counts of use of a computer to commit a crime. The 63-year-old man was picked up May 7. In his booking photo, he appears wearing bright-orange high-top snickers, lemon-yellow pants and a short-sleeve plaid shirt over a black sweater. He is being held on $50,000. Fonda’s next court appearance is scheduled for May 20.
I love that his online name of technoboy53. Not technoboy63. He shaved 10 years off his age to seem younger and more “with-it.”
It totally WORKED, though. If I didn’t know better, I’d say this pic was a totally rad young dood of 19, maaaaaaaybe 20 years old…
Truly, the stuff of nightmares.
(Gaga photo: Pacific Coast News)