With WOW’s documentary series Debbie Does Dallas…Again racing towards its season finale this Friday, there are a lot of balls up in the air – literally and figuratively. And the mainstream press is taking note. The big cliffhanger at this point centers around Vivid’s ageless star, Savanna Samson, who made a surprise appearance on the Debbie set at the end of last week’s episode. She gave director Paul “PT” Thomas a get-me-fucked-or-fuck-off ultimatum, and now Page Six is reporting that Savanna may have a Plan B that’s bigger than anything PT has to offer: a deal with producer Chuck Oliner and Koch Records, the home of hardcore rap acts like UGK and Jim Jones. And that’s on top of her well-regarded winery, which got rave reviews for its Sogno Uno vintage.

Savanna’s career was also at the center of a discussion about Debbie on today’s Howard Stern show. The King of All Media seemed to think that Savanna still has plenty of sexy scenes left in her, but sidekick Robin Quivers called up a Debbie clip where Savanna breaks into tears at the thought of working alongside all those sexy young Vivid girls.

Note to Don Imus: When you want to talk about sexual proclivity and the relative beauty of women, this is the way to do it.

– Chris May, Debbie Does Dallas…Again supervising producer