If you didn’t know, if you were a completely clueless moron, which one of the above would you guess was the criminal? Anyway, Mark David Chapman, John Lennon’s murderer, who was sentenced to 20 years to life in 1981, has been denied parole for the fourth time. The reason being the “bizarre nature” of the crime, whatever that means. So it’s two more years in Attica for Marky Marksman before he’s eligible to be turned down again.