I am not attending Barbra Streisand at the Hollywood Bowl tonight, but I am going to predict three bits that could receive standing ovations.

1) A giant image of President Obama will suddenly appear on stage, and Barbra will coo, “Hello, gorgeous!”

2) In thanking the audience for showing up in spite of the cold and wet weather forecast, Barbra will say “No, nobody was gonna rain on my parade!”

3) Barbra will add specialty lyrics to her hit: “47% of people..people who need people…are the luckiest people in the world!”

For those who catch her shows, please let me know if my psychic powers are working. Or, if Ms Streisand is reading the WOW Report today, feel free to use these. No charge.