Trump’s #1 fan Sean Hannity, speaking on his Fox News show last night, declared he has had ENOUGH of you “deranged liberal crackpots” who are trying to bring his best bud down. In fact, he’s CONVINCED this whole Russian mess is merely a bizarre conspiracy theory fabricated by the left and part of what he calls “Trump Derangement Syndrome.”
“Deranged liberal crackpots are at it again,” he said, “and they’re using President Trump’s decision ― very important decision ― to fire the now former FBI director to push all kinds of brand-new, completely insane, bizarre conspiracy theories.”
“There is zero evidence, so far, that Donald Trump ― his campaign, his transition ― ever colluded with the Russians,” he said. “It is a bizarre conspiracy theory.”
He accused Democrats of having a selective memory for attacking Comey previously, but showing anger at Trump’s decision to fire him.
“There is no getting through to these tinfoil hat conspiracy liberals. On the left, they’re detached from reality. They’re oblivious to truth today,” Hannity said. “It’s time to diagnose them with what it is: Trump derangement syndrome.”
Yeah, dude. Whatever.
Buddy Pope, a commenter on HuffPo listened to what Sean had to say, then rather cheekily responded:
“I don’t know – it’s hard for me to see any Trump ties to Russia, except for…
• the FLYNN thing
• the MANAFORT thing
• the TILLERSON thing
• the SESSIONS thing
• the KUSHNER thing
• the CARTER PAGE thing
• the ROGER STONE thing
• the Felix Sater thing
• the Boris Ephsteyn thing
• the Rosneft thing
• the Gazprom thing
• the Sergey Gorkov banker thing
• the Azerbajain thing
• the ‘I love Putin’ thing
• the Sergey Kislyak thing
• the Russian Affiliated Interests thing
• the Russian Business Interests thing
• the Emoluments Clause thing
• the Alex Schnaider thing
• the hack of the DNC thing
• the Guccifer 2.0 thing
• the Mike Pence ‘I don’t know anything’ thing
• the Russians mysteriously dying thing
• the President’s public request To Russia to hack Hillary’s email thing
• the president’s house sale for $100 million at the bottom of the housing bust to the Russian fertilizer king thing
• the Russian fertilizer king’s plane showing up in Concord, NC during his rally campaign thing
• the Nunes sudden flight to the White House in the night thing
• the Nunes personal investments in the Russian winery thing
• the Cyprus bank thing
• the President refusing to release his tax returns after he said he would if elected thing
• the Republican Party’s rejection of an amendment to require him to show his taxes thing
• the election hacking thing
• the GOP platform change to the Ukraine thing
• the Steele Dossier thing
• the Leninist Bannon thing
• the Sally Yates can’t testify thing
• the intelligence community’s investigative reports thing
• the President’s reassurance That the Russian connection is all fake news thing
• the Spicer’s Russian Dressing ‘nothing’s wrong’ thing
• the Chaffetz not willing to start an investigation thing
• the Chaffetz suddenly deciding to go back to private life in the middle of an investigation thing
• the The Lead DOJ Investigator Mary McCord suddenly in the middle of the investigation decides to resign thing
• the appointment of Pam Bondi who was bribed by the president in the Trump University scandal appointed to head the investigation thing
• the The White House going into full-on cover-up mode, refusing to turn over the documents related to the hiring and subsequent firing of Flynn thing
• the Chaffetz and White House blaming the poor vetting of Flynn on Obama thing
• the Poland and British intelligence gave information regarding the hacking back in 2015 to Paul Ryan and he didn’t do anything thing
• the Agent M16 following the money thing
• the president’s team Knew about Flynn’s involvement but hired him anyway thing
• the Corey Lewendowski thing
• the Preet Bharara firing thing but before he left he transferred evidence against tRrump to a state level Schneiderman thing
• the Betsy Devos’ brother thing
• the Sebastian Gorka thing
• the Greg Gianforte from Montana thing
• the VP Pence actually was warned about Flynn before he was hired thing
• the Pence and Manafort connection thing
• the 7 Allies coming forward with audio where the president was picked up in incidental wire tapping thing
• the Carter Page defying the Senate’s order to hand over his Russian contact list
• the President wants to veto Sally Yates’ testimony thing
• and last but certainly not least, the leaked Russian hotel hooker pee pee video thing”
But, yeah, it’s probably just a bizarre liberal conspiracy.