From yesterday’s Sun (and forwarded to me by Grubby Will) comes this piece of top notch news.
Depressed man rubs one out in a park in front of two old ladies, and then two young lads. Then shows lads a newspaper clipping he has.
Nothing weird here…
Gets arrested, then when asked to lie on the ground admits to police that he has “a stick and a
torch inserted in his anus for sexual gratification. He had inserted it
because he was depressed.”
(Feel free to make obligatory ‘stuck it where the sun doesn’t shine’ gag at this point)
Prozac, liquor and self-harming just don’t cut the mustard anymore it seems.
Shame. Full Article HERE.