I’m sometimes accused of laying it on a bit thick, but you have to trust me when I tell you I HAVE THE HOTTEST GUYS EVER ASSEMBLED IN ONE POST after the jump.
The Pride of Paree, Gaspard Ulliel, arrives at the Saint Laurent premiere in Cannes. Nobody rocks a navy and black tux like Gaspard. NOBODY.
Muscly Mark Consuelos goes out to lunch in New York City with wife Kelly Ripa. He is just vastly under appreciated, isn’t he? From where I stand, he’s got it all: Looks, talent, gorilla arms… I wonder why he’s never really had a moment.
Prince Harry, in scrumptious full military drag, attends the commemoration at the Cassino Commonwealth War Cemetery in Cassino, Italy. He’ll attend a number of events commemorating the Allied Campaign during WWII, focussing on the 70th anniversary of the Battle of Monte Cassino during his two-day official visit to Italy.
Justin Bieber all gussied up for a yacht party in Cannes. I know. I’m ashamed of myself for including him too, but I’m a sucker for slicked back and side-parted hair. And I just love tattoos peeking out from a suit jacket. So just for today, he’s a hunk. (Also: note he’s wearing Gaspard’s navy and blue tuxedo jacket. LOVE!)
The Goz makes his way through LAX, magnificently. We really don’t see enough of him. I get the “lying low to avoid burnout” thing – and God knows he doesn’t want to become a Franco-esque punchline – but COME ON! We need more than just an occasional paparazzi pic as he wafts through airports.
Robert Pattinson poses for photographs as he attends The Rover Photocall at Cannes.
Not my type, certainly, but two boys at work became absolute PUDDLES when I showed them this pic of Mel Gibson. Something about the white beard and the muscles. And the fact that he would hate-fuck you while calling you “Sugar Tits” and “faggot.” I don’t know, I don’t know. But far be it from me to discourage boys from their daddy issues, so YAY. Hot Grampa Mel. Go figure.
James McAvoy at the Good Morning America studios promoting X-Men: Days of Future Past.
(Photos: Pacific Coast News)