In this outdoorsy, uncomfortably manly advertisement for Avondale College, the Seventh-Day Adventist school in New South Wales, Australia (where the sea can turn into a thick creamy foam of biblical proportion), an adorable young, leather vest-wearing Russell Crowe (who apparently acted for food back then) gets the calling – “an urging,” really – to join the gospel ministry after six minutes of convincing in the countryside by a former teacher in extremely short cut-offs. It’s like ’70s porn at Bible camp. (t/y Wendy)