We here at World of Wonder LOVE us some TS Madison and couldn’t be happier that she’ll be joining us at the first annual RuPaul’s DragCon in HERstory on May 16 & 17 at the Los Angeles Convention Center! Just in case you’ve been living under a rock for the past few years OR if you just need a TS Madison refresher course, I’ve compiled a list of her TOP 4 rants after the jump!

1) Dark Secrets

This is one of her most recent episodes of Wait a Minute where TS Madison and a friend attend another homophobic friend’s funeral and some dark secrets are revealed. This video spawned what may be my new favorite catchphrase of 2015. You’ll have to watch it to see what it is.

2) Bed, Bath & Beyond Drama

TS Madison will NEVER shop at Bed, Bath & Beyond AGAIN…without her can of mace. It helped her bring down a 6’5″ giant security guard named Steve. Not only did she go Bed & Bath, she went BEYOND! Watch the video to see why.

3) Bird Invasion

This one isn’t so much a rant as it is a funny as f*ck story about TS Madison discovering, after being awakened from a peaceful slumber, that a damn bird had flown into her house and the battle that ensued after. You have to watch.

4) Apps: Grindr, Scruff, Growlr, and Christian Mingle

TS Madison breaks down all the different ways you can get ass on the super sex highway (that’s the internet), but you have to hear about her hook up gone awry. #BlackHotSpud with 2 left shoes! You’ve got to hear the story!