Turning it out for the CHILDREN!!! That’s literally what the queens of RuPaul’s Drag Race did this week for Season 5’s episode 3, as their challenges had them dragging up child mannequins into wee little Junior Miss Drag Queens. (Trans Toddlers &Tiaras! And who knew Rachel Zoe would be stopping by?)

Then, the gals had to form teams and create their own twisted children’s TV shows. Just call them “Sesame Streetwalkers.” Gurl… It’s “edumacational!”

In this week’s “Extra Lap Recap,” you’re gonna get a lot of Paris is Burning, dirty talk from Alaska and Jinkx Monsoon, dish on the ever-fussy rivalry between Coco Montrese and Alyssa Edwards, streetwalking glam from Detox, and a whole lotta other sassy bits. Plus, maybe a cameo from a serial killer, Maggie Smith, and a pink ribbon? (Huh?)

Still need to watch the full-on episode? Get your Tinky Winky over to LogoTV. Enjoy – and come back next week for more “Romper Room f*ckery!”