Stars and stripes forevaaaahhh! Last night, RuPaul’s Drag Race got red (for filth!), white and blue as the annual makeover episode marched into Season 5! This time around our Top 5 queens (Alaska, Coco Montrese, Detox, Jinkx Monsoon and Roxxxy Andrews) had to induct gay veterans of the U.S. military into their own drag houses, making over soldiers into their sequined sistahs!
Along the way we learned about “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” who REALLY killed Judy Garland, slutty sailors and how not to paint a newbie drag queens face! And before the night was over, one more queen was discharged.
Watch — and let your gay American freak flag fly!!! And if you haven’t yet seen last night’s star-spangled episode, steer your gunboat over to LogoTV.com and get briefed!